Almost 60 pilot whales die in Australian mass stranding

The whales came to shore for two reasons:

1. They heard George W. Bush was coming to town in a few weeks and they were going to protest. They were not going to go back into the ocean until they were given a private meeting with the President. See, a few months back a navy ship ran into one of the whales son's, killing him. The whales want Bush to bring home all navy ships so that they will not cause any more harm to themselves or (in this case) others.

2. The ocean was too warm do to global warming and they needed to get out of the heat.

Either way it is Bush's fault.