Tuesday, October 18, 2005

Vaccine may target obesity in the future

Before that happens, I have a simple solution.

1. Go to Home Depot and buy a roll of duct tape.
2. Place it over your mouth everytime you want to eat like a pig.
3. Place fire ants all over your house and walk around naked. The fire ants will bite your ass whenever you sit down and bite your feet.....causing you to run around the house trying to flee the pain.
4. Buy an apartment on the 30th floor of a high-rise, don't use the elevator.

That should do it...just send $50 to:
Stop eating and move fat ass
2000lb Blubber Butt Way
Obese, WI

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

hey dude, just to let you know, I am the most unsympathetic jackass on the Earth, and you sound like me...you know, just tellin ya

Anonymous said...

Are you in shape?

SSA