Tuesday, March 28, 2006

Immoral WI (D) Gov...

This guy is going down...but the people of WI are getting what they deserve by voting for this jerk.

From the Early Spin:

Consulting Execs Give Doyle $45,000

The only thing that even remotely surprises me about this is that The Capital Times, arguably the most liberal and slanted paper in the state, even covered this story.

I do poke fun at the main-stream media quite a bit. Perhaps a bit more than I should. I’m not a big fan of people that only complain but offer no solutions. So, to do my part, I’m creating the official Early Spin Jim Doyle Story Template. Anyone is free to use this in any publication. I release all copyright for this post only.

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type of company Execs Contribute dollar amount to Doyle Campaign

Just two (days, weeks, months) (before/after) landing a lucrative state contract that would provide (service) to the state, executives from (company) donated more than (dollars) to the re-election campaign of Governor Jim Doyle.

According to research done by (research/media group) , none of the people that are listed as giving money from the (in/out) state company have given money to previous campaigns in Wisconsin.

Listed as having given money from the company is CEO the (note: If the CEO is married, check records of the spouses name for an identical, large donation) who gave the maximum of $10,000. Also listed as giving money were (list several other employees with smaller, less obvious donations)

“ (insert quote praising Jim Doyle and completely ignoring the issue) “ said Doyle campaign manager (insert current campaign manager) , “and once an investigation has been completed, it will show that there is no pay-to-play with Governor Doyle. (Make sure you do NOT note that the investigation will not happen until after the election)

(this would be a good place to summarize one or two of the 30 or so similar situations)

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this of course is just a template and should be modified for your individual presentation.

You’re welcome.

5 comments:

jhbowden said...

LOL!

This isn't much different from what a Governor Blagojevich (D-People's Republic of Illinois) spin story template would look like!

Anonymous said...

Scorpion says---
He was a horrible Attorney-General,he has been a worse governor,yet,most people I talk to
are going to vote for him. Look at all the money he has to spend.He may not even have to slash any tires.

The Game said...

well, if anyone does slash tired from the DNC they now know they will get away with it...

and you talk to too many teachers, the general public knows he stinks

Anonymous said...

That has to be the most fucking hilarious thing you have come up with in the many years I have known you.

Ron said...

I am just sorry that you can only see coruption when democrats do it. Bushco has stuff like this coming out its arse. do you care. or will you pretend like its not happening. or say prove it when you could easily find it yourself with a google search?