A man walks into a bar. He notices the bartender is a robot, and orders a drink. When he gets his drink, the robot tells him no charge, but he wants to know the mans IQ. The man says, "About 150." The robot says great and starts to inquire what the man knows about quantum mechanics, nanoscience, sexual proclivity, string theory, history and philosophy. The man finishes his drink and gets an idea. He leaves, and returns to a different seat. The robot goes through the same routine, only this time, the man answers with 100 for the IQ. The robot says ok, and then starts talking about local and national sports, cars, women with big boobs, and fart jokes. The man finishes his beer and leaves. He returns to a different seat and gets the same routine, again. He orders his beer, and replies with 50 for his IQ. The robot says, "Really?," and bends down to the bar. He then asks, very slowly, "Soooo...., yooouu haaappy yoouu voooted foooor Buuush?"
7 comments:
Is Tyler Drumheller a liar?
don't know who that is...
why don't you spend you time verbally beating down on dedenna for what was said about the credibility of US soldiers...
Eye witness accounts of an event are not as good as some turd NY times reporter who prints a story after getting an email from an ann. source
A man walks into a bar. He notices the bartender is a robot, and orders a drink. When he gets his drink, the robot tells him no charge, but he wants to know the mans IQ. The man says, "About 150." The robot says great and starts to inquire what the man knows about quantum mechanics, nanoscience, sexual proclivity, string theory, history and philosophy. The man finishes his drink and gets an idea. He leaves, and returns to a different seat. The robot goes through the same routine, only this time, the man answers with 100 for the IQ. The robot says ok, and then starts talking about local and national sports, cars, women with big boobs, and fart jokes. The man finishes his beer and leaves. He returns to a different seat and gets the same routine, again. He orders his beer, and replies with 50 for his IQ. The robot says, "Really?," and bends down to the bar. He then asks, very slowly, "Soooo...., yooouu haaappy yoouu voooted foooor Buuush?"
Ba dum pum...
I don't know if I would say MOST of Europe was contaminated...
and the punch line of your joke could have been much better Rhyno
I just repeated it as I read it. The more I mess with it, the more I can find better punch lines. Perhaps the following:
Yooou goooing tooo Chiii OOOOmeegaa fooormal?
dedanna doesn't make much sense to me so I don't bother. I know nothing about that particular issue so I have nothing to contribute.
I do know who Tyler Drumheller is. Maybe you should, too!
Dedanna said nothing on the credibility of soldiers.
Dedanna spoke on your inability to verify your statements (as to whether those things were said by the soldiers) on the matter.
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