Tuesday, May 02, 2006

Wal-Mart Worker Finds Man Glued to Toilet

I don't know why, but I laughed outloud on this one...

A 20-year-old was found by a Wal-Mart employee in the bathroom Sunday night after he sat down and was glued to the toilet seat.

The man, whose name was not released by police, was taken to the hospital late Sunday night, said Lt. Cheryl Rantz of the Salisbury Police Department.

"The man had gone into the bathroom and sat down," she said. "He was banging on the wall when the employee came in."

Rantz said the man was treated and released.

7 comments:

Dedanna said...

I guess he was hispanic? :p

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

Got stuck to a toilet? Probably Polish, dedanna. Well, pretty much the same thing.

Anonymous said...

There is a shit covered squirrel running around my office and I don't know what to name it.

Anonymous said...

I think EH ate your chocolate squirrel.

The Game said...

very nice exchange...

Dedanna said...

Totally hysterical if you ask me. :)