Web inventor warns of 'dark' net

Today, algore gave a speech warning us of the destruction global warming might have on the internet, that he created.

First, pollution from SUV's would take the nice, clean and shiny cover that the internet is currently encased in, and form an nasty, thick, tar-like substance that would tragically slow down productivity.

Second, as the glaciers continue to melt, all the rising water might eventually reach electrical socket level....and damage the outlet that the internet is plugged into.

gore then claimed that "big-internet" was hiding the risks involved knowing that they would make millions if a new internet was needed after the old internet was destroyed by the hurricanes.