I thought I'd put off that column on ethanol subsidies I'd been planning to write this week and instead address the topic that has so riveted the nation — the hot new book "Godless: The Church of Liberalism."
Let's pause for a moment to observe that two facts are now universally accepted: Liberals are godless and Hillary's husband is a rapist.
My book makes a stark assertion: Liberalism is a godless religion. Hello! Anyone there? I've leapt beyond calling you traitors and am now calling you GODLESS. Apparently, everybody's cool with that. The fact that liberals are godless is not even a controversial point anymore.
In addition to the consensus position that liberals are godless, no one has made a peep about that swipe I took at Hillary, proposing that she have a chat with her husband before accusing others of being "mean" to women in light of Juanita Broaddrick's charge that Bill Clinton raped her. Hillary beat a hasty retreat on her chubby little legs and is now hiding behind Rahm "Don't Touch My Tutu" Emanuel.
The establishment's current obsession with me is the MSM's last stand. They've deployed the whole lineup of yesterday's power brokers against me, and all they've accomplished is to make my book the No. 1 book in the country. In other words, their efforts to defeat me have just created more people like me. Now who's stuck in an unwinnable quagmire, losers?
Take note, conservatives: No American need ever fear the liberal establishment again. It's all over but the sobbing.
Back when there were only three TV stations and no Internet, talk radio or Fox News, it used to be so easy for the MSM to destroy reputations — Joe McCarthy, Barry Goldwater, Richard Nixon, Robert Bork, Dan Quayle, Oliver North, Clarence Thomas, Pat Buchanan, Newt Gingrich, Paula Jones and Linda Tripp, to name a few of the MSM's prey.
Liberals aren't having so much fun now that the rabbit has the gun.
Last Wednesday, Brian Williams began the "NBC Nightly News" — currently watched exclusively by old ladies in nursing homes — with a report on "civility" in America, which has apparently been horribly despoiled by my book. Williams complained that the "explosion in our media, our deafening national noise level and our changing mores have made this a much different era in America than the one our parents grew up in."
Oh, the civility of having only three TV stations back in our parents' day! It was even more civil in the Soviet Union where there was only one TV station.
In precisely five minutes on the Media Research Center's Web site, I turned up some random examples of the sort of civility we got from the MSM before the alternative media allowed conservatives to be heard, too. These are all-new quotes I've never even seen before. There are about a hundred more in my book "Slander."
— On Ronald Reagan: "I predict historians are going to be totally baffled by how the American people fell in love with this man (Ronald Reagan) and followed him the way we did."— CBS News White House reporter Lesley Stahl on NBC's "Later With Bob Costas," Jan. 11, 1989
— On Pat Buchanan: "On the road I travel to the mall in Wheaton, Md., two white men severely beat two black women Tuesday. One was doused with lighter fluid, and her attacker tried to set her afire. Both men cursed the women for being black. I couldn't help but shudder: That could have been me. This heinous act happened only hours after Pat Buchanan voters gave him 30 percent of the vote in the Maryland GOP presidential primary." — USA Today columnist and former "Inquiry" page editor Barbara Reynolds, March 6, 1992
— On Lee Atwater: "(Lee Atwater) was a scoundrel, one of the darkest figures to dominate our recent politics, a man with a comprehensively cynical view of his fellow creatures. ... He made it in the most improbable way, learning to dress at Brooks Brothers and keep his funky white trash wickedness too. ... In running campaigns that played on racial divisions, he was something worse than a bigot; he was a man who pretended to be a bigot in hope that it would sell." — Washington Post op-ed by reporter Marjorie Williams, March 30, 1991
— On Newt Gingrich: "So how do you put an end to what Jim Wright called 'mindless cannibalism'? Do you put a muzzle on Newt Gingrich?" — "CBS This Morning" co-host Kathleen Sullivan, June 1, 1989
Ah, the civility of the old media! Sadly for the MSM, the Silent Majority is silent no more.
Wednesday, June 21, 2006
Party of Rapist Proud to be Godless
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Ah yes, if you arent just like Ann, you must be godless. Like any of her opinions, she is so insane and hateful, nobody can take her seriously. Plus, there are SOOOOOO many places to start criticizing her, its pointless.
Hello! Anyone there? I've leapt beyond calling you traitors and am now calling you GODLESS. Apparently, everybody's cool with that.
It's not that I'm cool with it; it's just that, like the old men talking to themselves on the street, sometimes Ann Coulter is better to be ignored.
Two recommended reads for you, Game, from the libertarian Reason mag: Cathy Young, who wonders why Coulter can get away with exactly what Tedd Rall was demonized for; and Dave Weigel, who sees the same pattern among Republican commentators at large.
Seriously: Substitute the word black or Jew for liberal in anything Coulter has said in the last five years, and she'd be cast out so quickly from polite society that your head would spin.
And as much as she may think the "MSM" destroys "repiutations" (and you have to admit, in the case of people like Joe McCarthy and Dan Quayle, the media had help from the figures themselves), no liberal or even mainstream commentator has ever advocated the kind of violence against conservatives that she does against liberals. You can't find anyone wishing McVeigh had blow up FOXNews (for her it was the New York Times) or thinking that we should kill all Christian men and convert their women and children to atheism (for her, it's Muslims who should die).
Admit it: If anyone on the left wrote as she does about your side the way she does about mine, you'd have fits and demand that person's removal from his position. Period.
Well put jason. Game usually takes such messages of moderation better from what he feels are his own side. Though, McCarthy and Quayle? Is that it on that list you can say that about? :)
Actually, I am going to quote a blospot Con aquaintence of mine Here
How do you get away with being a complete douchebag on television?
Simple: be white, female, have long blonde hair and wear some cheap outlet store one-piece...fuck the fact that you spout complete and utter nonsense in the name of conservatism. Yeah, that'll get the ratings for sure! Oh, and add open-minded hosts who won't attack back, and just sit there listening.
I made the silly mistake of watching the Tonight Show with Jay Leno, since apparently it promised George Carlin and Ann Coulter side-by-side on the show...and since I've made the sane decision to NOT subscribe to Fox News Network or have polluted my own soul to purchase and read any of her pamphlets of nonsenicality, and with only empirical and circumstansial evidence to go by, I knew it would either be a big mistake or a big laugh. And I'm sad to say it was mostly the former.
What made it a big mistake was that Jay completely and utterly refused to rebuke any of her bullshit, including the classic, "I''m not out to attract people; if I was then I'd grow my hair out long and wear something seductive." Okay...you're wearing a skinny black number and you've got shoulder-length blonde hair. Unless you were trying to be an even dumber version of Paris Hilton (I doubt even Paris is that ignorant, but I could be wrong), then you've succeeded.
Appearance aside, it is still funny that she still manages to sell books, spreading some sort of message that she thinks the Republican Party and the conservative movement in general is trying to instill...she marches on, thinking she's some sort of God (subservient to the real God, bless his white male Protestant soul ready to strike down upon the heathens and the liberals who disagree with the self-appointed daughter of God), when really...who's listening?
Unfortunately, too many. They feed off the support, and build their attack on their opposition, using simple one-liners to undo page after page of facts and other truths...and they get away with it, since it sounds so damn good, and it garners ratings off that goodness. It's simple to understand, and it's simple to digest and regurgitate, which makes for easy transmission. But there is a cure, a way to stop it...and it's like that old maxim goes, "laughter is the best medicine"!
Like I said before, ignoring morons like these gets us nowhere: but laughing at them is. Laughing at their small minded idiocy...patting them on their head when the make a logical point for once, and then laughing at them when they revert to their stupidity. Or if laughing isn't appropriate...well, it's never inappropriate...just laugh at them. The angrier they get over us laughing at their stupidity, the more they'll look idiotic in their flying rage. It's like how they got rid of Joe McCarthy...
Ann Coulter: a true American Telebimbo. Now if we can put her in a brightly coloured costume (preferably purple with a triangle on the top of her head), we can give her a new show...Telebimbos! Heck, I've already got the new theme song too (apologies to the creators of Teletubbies)...
From a mental ward far away,
Telebimbos come to play ....
Time for telebimbos,
time for telebimbos,
time for telebimbos....
Annie-winky. "Annie-winky!"
Seany-Dipsy. "Seany-Dipsy!"
Rushlaa. "Rushlaa!"
Bo. "I'm not Bo, I'm Bill O'Reilly!"
Telebimbos. "Telebimbos!"
Say, liberal! "I HATE THEM ALL!"
...like the real Teletubbies, who speak in a lanaguage that none can comprehend, the Telebimbos will continue to occupy the television screens and the airwaves and the newspapers of the world. It's up to us, however, to chase them off the stage and back into their homes for the night...permanently. Not with guns or insults, but pure laughter.
Jay, you do all that work on Ann, but I have the story listed below about MPS and you say nothing?
I am amazed at how ignorant and stubborn liberals can be. I am not even going to dignify their comments with a response. Everything I have to say, Ann sums it up quite well. Game, keep up the great site!
So, Ellie, you wish you could kill liberals or media figures at will with no consequence?
Well, I'm not particularly proud or ashamed to be an atheist. The truth of metaphysical questions isn't a function of how cute you think your beliefs are; logic and evidence are of more service here.
jay bullock --
I love Cathy Young, who is always a good read.
Ann Coulter should be waiting tables somewhere, not writing books.
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