Tuesday, August 14, 2007

US troops care for Iraqi baby rescued from garbage

Or as the liberals read it:
Evil US troop steals baby and sends its blood to GWB.

13 comments:

hashfanatic said...

"She was brought to the hospital by U.S. soldiers who had been in the area at the time. They told staff how her parents and uncle had been killed."

Wow, sure was nice that those blessed troops of ours didn't have to go out of their way and actually expend effort to perform such a brave "rescue".

I wonder, if they were able to recount the details of the parents' murder so vividly for the studio audience, why it hadn't behooved them to have actually done anything to have stopped the slaughter, or maybe have (gasp!) prevented it in the first place?

Oh, I'm sure some good evangelical family stateside will snap the lucky little dear right up, and give her a warm, wholesome home.

Perhaps they will name her "Ashley"?

P.S. Please note the background piece in the Reuters piece game selected..."IRAQ IN TURMOIL"..

My goodness, game. That is certainly a radical departure from your usual fare. I thought Lieberman told us Baghdad was as safe as houses?

IT'S ALL MARKOS MOULITSAS' FAULT!

PCD said...

Hash,

How about we place you in Baghdad outside the Green Zone. Let's see how you survive with your Communist rhetoric.

hashfanatic said...

Somehow, fudgie, I think you'd be way more in demand in such an environment than I would...

We're talkin' TURNSTILE, boyo....

The Game said...

Man does Hash hate the troops, but then he hates America and anything else that is not socialist...what a sad life for Hash

hashfanatic said...

socialist socialist socialist
commie commie commie
rosie nancy shrillary cindy bad
ann monica laura michelle good

I don't hate the troops.

I simply don't give two shits about them.

Why would I?

They are not my troops, they are the Republican Guard.

If they act in defiance to my wishes as an American, why would I be phony, like conservatives, and pretend to "support" them, when I no longer do?

The military has become a depository for the losers and outcasts of American society. They now can get only shady types that join up to avoid criminal prosecution, or those so physically or mentally deficient they cannot possibly obtain gainful employment.

These deficiencies are precisely what have made them ineffective as soldiers, as individualism is not compatible with military cohesiveness. Proper training is nonexistent and any military will always fail when the uniquely liberal concept of teamwork and being only as good as your weakest link remains a lesson unlearned.

They report to private mercenary contractors whose loyalty is to company, not country, which pretty much fills in the rest of the blanks.

These may not be politically correct to the chickenhawk contingent, but they are the truth, and they must be dealt with, nonetheless.

But don't worry.

Cons like game will simply take complete defeat and call it victory, as they call up, down, and black, white.

IT'S THE EVIL GEORGE SOROS' FAULT!

Andy said...

Hash,

You made just a few generalizations in your last post....

hashfanatic said...

I call 'em as I see 'em.

The Game said...
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The Game said...

golf clap to andy for being intellectually honest the last few posts.

And to Hash for being honest that he actually seeing things in such a messed up way...yes readers, you can actually believe someone truly thinks that crazy.

hashfanatic said...

"golf clap to andy for being intellectually honest the last few posts.

And to Hash for being honest that he actually seeing things in such a messed up way...yes readers, you can actually believe someone truly thinks that crazy."

Where were you educated, game?

Is English your second language?

Are you from another country?

And WTF is a "golf clap"?

What are "clown shoes"?

Are you from HOOTERVILLE, or what?

Do you live in a freaking trailer?

I'm starting to believe your whole little online "teacher" persona is a total joke, and these other regular posters are part of some government-sponsored counseling program that's designed to bring your self-esteem level up to a point where you can eventually be mainstreamed into the larger population.

I'm serious.

If these are your qualifications as a teacher, than the jurisdiction you work in should be made aware of this.

I'd heard the terms "The Negroization of the Midwest" and heard "Ebonics" on a daily basis, but this is absolutely ridiculous and unbelievable.

Scorpion said...

Hey Hashhead---I'm curious,your tripe is so funny first thing in the morning,do you have a job or do you spend your whole life writing this stuff??What is "your bio".? If you are taking your show on the road let us know when so I can get a ticket. Hilarious!!!Your
comedy brightens up a rainy day here in the evil Midwest.

hashfanatic said...

I'm not here to be liked and I could care less what left gatekeepers think of me.

Do you say what you say in order to be liked?

PCD said...

hash likes negative attention.