I might have to vote for this guy now.
Did you know:
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.
When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.
Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
Saturday, December 15, 2007
Huckabee's Oprah: Chuck Norris
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“Huckabee’s Oprah” That Is high comedy!!!
The day I’m swayed by any actor/actress is the day I’m a numbed nutted halved witted ‘tard.
Isn’t just funny (illustrative) that most of the actor/actresses are Dem?
Though I agree with you, Blamin, it's always refreshing to see someone from Hollyweird have the sense to back anything from the right.
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