A man ran naked across frozen Silver Lake on a $30 bet yesterday, but the cold streak cost him much more when he was busted by a Kenosha County sheriff's deputy watching from a nearby boat launch.In this report released today, Sgt. Gil Benn, public information officer for the Kenosha County Sheriff's Department, wrote:"The long winter has finally taken its toll."On 3-13-08 at approx. 1620 hrs., Dep. Zarletti was parked by the Silver Lake DNR boat launch when he was alerted by a citizen that a male was running across the frozen lake in the nude. Dep. Zarletti located the subject and identified him as John F. Greely (18) a local resident. Greely was wearing nothing but socks, and he was sober. He reported that he streaked on a 30 dollar bet. Dep. Zarletti issued him a county ordinance citation ($753.00 bond) for lewd and lascivious behavior. It's unknown whether he recovered on his bet."Spring is juuuuust around the corner."
I love that they made it clear that he was sober...because why would anyone be sober and do this???
Friday, March 14, 2008
Naked run on $30 bet costs plenty more
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Hussein Obama is toast! I totally have to comment on this!
Being from Chicago, I told you guys he was easy pick'ns in the general. Now the stuff about Obama's megachurch on 95th street is starting to come out. Keep in mind, Jeremiah Wright isn't some random person Obama got an endorsement from-- Obama donated generously to him for 20 years, the man married Obama to his anti-American wife (where did she get her ideas from, eh?), the man baptized his children, the man is Obama's spiritual advisor on the campaign, and even coined the title of Obama's book "The Audacity of Hope."
No one wants the Farrakhan crowd running our beloved United States of America. Obama is screwed!
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