Monday, May 19, 2008

BREAKING NEWS: There are now 58 states

Obama recently told a crowd that he has been to 57 states and was hitting the last one soon. Actually, I think he was saying there are 60 states because he also said he has not been to Hawaii or Alaska during his campaign.
Let's wait and look for all the stories and late night jokes about how stupid Obama is...
Well, I guess if you have only been proud of your country for a few weeks now, you might not really care about how many states we have...
or
Maybe in the Church of Wright they break up the really, really racist states into two...or maybe they break up states with too many Jews.

1 comments:

jhbowden said...

The only reason I may vote Republican this election-- I don't want to be driving home on the Edens, witness a bright flash and a mushroom cloud over the loop, and have my final thought be "I should have voted for McCain."

If Obama was white, he'd be a laughingstock like Quayle. Instead this community activist has a chance to be President because voters want to be part of history.