Now your a MAN

I was working out at Bally’s today, and I heard two women spend 5-10 minutes thinking about the length of their hair.  I just stood there and thought, “This is the most brain-dead conversation ever…or just a typical conversation of the things that women care about.”

I thought about how much more important and intelligent the male conversations would be in the gym….then this popped into my head…

JIM:  Hey Bob, you want to go in the locker room and drink some protein shakes?”
BOB:  Yes, but first check out how tight my ass is…..

WAIT…that was a gym in San Francisco

This is the conversation I thought of:

JIM:  Hey Bob, should we do two hours of just bench and bicep curls again?
BOB:  Yes…all those other muscles are for wimps.
JIM:  You know how I know you are a man?...Your big huge truck that you have never used to hall anything ever, with 4000 horse power…and how you cut everyone off in traffic and peel off the line at a stop light, because you are a real man…
BOB:  you know how I know you are a man?....your super fast car that goes 0 to 60 in 2 seconds…the one that you use to rev up in residential neighborhoods and rub with a diaper, so everyone knows you are a man.
JIM:  You’re a man because we went to the war movie where everyone died, and you wouldn’t even sit next to me because that would be too much man next to each other
BOB: you’re a man because when we see each other you hug me, but by beating the shit out of my back..
JIM/BOB:  ha ha ha ha
JIM:  We have been standing by this bench press for one hour now in our cut off shirts and skinny legs, and we have only done one set.
BOB:  Ya, let’s just go in the locker room and drink protein shakes.