Tuesday, October 18, 2005

Exclusive from NO SHIT MAGAZINE

US security chief strives to expel all illegal immigrants

"Today, a non-Mexican illegal immigrant caught trying to enter the United States across the southwest border has an 80 percent chance of being released immediately because we lack the holding facilities," he added. Translation: If you want to get into the United States from the middle east...start singing.."I'm leaving on a jet plane...sneaking across the US border"

All politicians fail on this. Whichever party comes out and says, "Illegal immigrants are breaking the law" will gain 10% from the Mexican community. That number goes up even more if we pass voter ID bills that stop illegals from voting for Democrats.

Saying you are for deporting illegals is as dangerous politically as saying, "I'm against child rape" or "I'm pro-breathing air"

This is defiantly one of those issues that I just can not understand when I use logic, common sense and reason...I guess that is my problem...

I'm sure we will get a lib in here who will use none of the tools I just mentioned.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

watch the lib abbreviation...some of us libertarians may get pissed

The Game said...

well, you know what I meant. But I will try and spell out the whole word...no comments about this from anyone?

My motivation level is going down

Anonymous said...

What do you want, virtual stroking? Everyone probably agrees.