In a quick turnaround, President Bush announced that instead of a wall, the border has been sealed by dumping toxic waste and acid ino the Rio Grande River. Said the president, "We have started the ooze from Arizona and are letting it roll downhill into Texas. We knew this was the right move when we realized how much this could mean to the high cost of dumping these sort of toxins, safely. No longer will innocent corporations be burdened by the high cost of safe waste dumping."
When asked by reporters what this meant to the environment, the president replied, "huh?", and had the reporters sent to Guantanamo.
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"Budget cuts have forced central park workers from cutting the grass as often as they would like"
(for the fans on the west coast, that is a joke about NYC smelling like urine)
"Take the Mountain Dew X-treme Fishing challenge today!"
REUTERS:
In a quick turnaround, President Bush announced that instead of a wall, the border has been sealed by dumping toxic waste and acid ino the Rio Grande River. Said the president, "We have started the ooze from Arizona and are letting it roll downhill into Texas. We knew this was the right move when we realized how much this could mean to the high cost of dumping these sort of toxins, safely. No longer will innocent corporations be burdened by the high cost of safe waste dumping."
When asked by reporters what this meant to the environment, the president replied, "huh?", and had the reporters sent to Guantanamo.
Sorry, can't improve on rhyno's. BRILLIANT!
I was reading jasons, and(due to lack of sleep) thought it said 'Fisting Challenge".
Sometimes, I am SO, SO wrong cuz it r.e.a.l.l.y changes your outlook on that picture.
I reposted on my blog, and got the following:
Bush's neverending river of bullshit flows to the furthest regions of rural America.
LMAO!
rhyno, yours was pretty good...would have been more funny with a little less bashing...
I have another one:
What happens when glaciers once inhabited by eskimos melts...
rhyno, yours was pretty good...would have been more funny with a little less bashing...
I have another one:
What happens when glaciers once inhabited by eskimos melts...
I thought mine was pretty Onion-worthy. I was aiming for that.
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