I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin.
I believe the money I make belongs to my family and me, not some mid level governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican!
I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way!
I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer; it makes you a smart American.
I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything.
I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, try to do it in English.
I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to.
My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled Jerry Springer.
I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.
I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time watching or arguing about it.
I've never owned a slave, or was a slave; I didn't wander forty years in the desert after getting chased out of Egypt. I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So, shut up already.
I believe if you don't like the way things are here, go back to where you came from and change your own country! This is AMERICA.
I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson practices, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of the problem and not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that one?
I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry rear if you're running from them. I also think they have the right to pull you over if you're breaking the law, regardless of what color you are.
And, no, I don't mind having my face shown on my driver’s license. I think it's good... and I'm proud that "God" is written on my money.
I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the next four years.
I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to sell me stuff or trying to guilt me into making "donations" to their cause. These people should be targets.
I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents.
And what is going on with gas prices... again?
I believe "illegal" is illegal no matter what the politicians think.
I believe the American flag should be the only one allowed in AMERICA!If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American!
Tuesday, July 25, 2006
I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin.
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6 comments:
Due, I realize this is humor...but George Carlin never said it. You gotta check those sources, babe.
Before you rant:
http://www.georgecarlin.com/home/bogus.html
Yeah, that's totally not Carlin style nor ideology.
I'm sorry to admit this, as I was just overjoyed when I first read that in an email months ago, but it is false. Go here [http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/blbadamerican.htm] to see an explanation.
Wouldn't it be great if a celebrity actually spoke up and said something like that, instead of just complaining all the time and doing nothing about it?
This made me think of that Ben Stein email which circulated around after September 11, 2001. So I looked that up as well. Seems it, too, was false.
Regardless, at least YOU posted it, so others will take note.
Oh, and I happen to own and have read both the Coulter and Hannity books at the bottom of your blog. They were freaking awesome, I'll admit it! :-)
I know he didn't say this..but what whomever said is GREAT
Yeah, so that one dude didn't say it. I like it though, socially permissive progressive crap is awful. I don't know what else to talk about except maybe that crazy professor that made it on to O'Reilly tonight. What's that dude all about?
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