Advice

To my family & friends who enjoy a glass of wine or a mug of beer…and those who
don't...
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is
Bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if
we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would
have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) -
bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of
poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila,
rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a
purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop, Wine/Beer = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink
water and be full of shit..
There is no need to thank me for this
valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.